Thank you all for sending your photos of my Most Holiness. It is wonderful to remember those happy times. Keep sending them!
Here I am celebrating my elevation to the Priesthood!
And here I am mourning the sad demise of John Paul II
Of course, to avoid misunderstanding, all the photos of me in Nazi uniforms or in "Michael Jackson" situations are burned and those of you who sent them will soon be visited by a team of Paramilitary Attack Nuns. Please do not resist!
Purely for Christ's benefit, your home and all possessions will be burned -- especially photographic negatives. If you cannot find the negatives, a member of your family will be taken away for "safekeeping" until the negatives are found and returned to the Church. But don't worry, they are having a great time in the specially equipped dungeon -- I mean luxury hotel -- in Darfur, which is lovely this time of year.
Attached are some photos of me that you have kindly mailed in.
Bless you all.
Ratzinger the Fruity
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