People often ask me - "Oh Ratzinger the Fruity, why did a loving God allow 300,000 innocent people to die?"

The answers are simple: Women, Godlessness and Tintedness.

1. Women: Why do you think her name was Sue Narmy? Because she's a woman of the female type. They are evil and cannot be trusted. Women obey SATAN.

This is how Sue Narmy appeared when she visited my private apartments last night

2. Godlessness: Most of the people killed were not "innocent" at all, but heathen Devil worshippers -- i.e. NOT Catholics! Many of them were Hindoooos (see below) who believe that great and important people (even Me) are reincarnated as cockroaches! As for Buddhism/Bhuddism/Boodsim -- who even understands it? No wonder Our Lord drowned them all with a huge wall of Holy Water.

The totally MAD structure of Hinduism!

3. Tintedness: Most of the casualties were of the tinted persuasion (i.e. NOT white). While the Bible says that Baby Jesus loves everyone equally, actually he loves us white folk a LOT more than other races. That's just the way it is.

Were there any black disciples? -- NO!
Any Indonesians? -- NO!
Any women? -- NO!
Any Germans? -- YES! There was Heinrich, Adolf, Josef, Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen, Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy and Doc.

At this difficult time, please be comforted by the thought that all the non-Catholics who died are burning in Hell for All Eternity.

Love,

Ratzinger the Tough.:no:>:-(