After emptying his blessed bowels, John Paul II used to wipe his bum with US $100 bills (they’re very smooth!).
However, as part of the new slimmed-down Papacy, my bum is washed by hand by a team of highly skilled Swiss Guards with magic massaging fingers.
So, we have a very large surplus of $100 bills.
Unfortunately, the Church is under attack from small children who were “abused” by priests.
To stop these whining little bastards with their pathetic “Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder” getting the money, I’m giving it to YOU – my dear webfriends.
Send $50 (P&P) and I’ll send you a stack of $100 bills six inches high!
Keep up the praying!
With your prayers I can keep Fruity!!
xxxx