To raise funds for the Vatican Suicide Squadron, I am selling a set of cigarette cards – commemorating my biggest heroes of the last century. (Smoking is especially good for kids!!)
Why should Muslims get all the big explosions and free publicity?
Apparently, Islamic suicide-bombers go straight to Paradise and get 72 virgins to keep them company.
Well, never let it be said that the Catholic Church can’t compete with a patriarchal religion founded by bigoted men in beards living thousands of years ago in a sweaty Middle Eastern desert!
When it comes to incentives – we got ‘em!
Every member of the Vatican Suicide Squadron who blows himself (wow, I’d like to see that!) up along with a bunch of innocent civilians not only goes straight to Heaven, but gets 73 virgins and a coupon for 50% off manna!!
Just cut the cards out of your screen and send me $6.66 for each one.
I trust you.
But remember, God is watching and burning at the stake can be reintroduced at the drop of a match!
"Violence is the only way to Peace and Love."
Wisdom of Ratzinger the Fruity.
Lurve,
FrootyTooty
PS: Above, I am using the Latin spelling:
Collecti -- take money from starving children
Blea -- the pathetic cries of starving children
Let's have no spelling Nazis leave comments PLEASE!!
mjohnson
Well done, at last militant Catholicism. (Choosing to ignore that whole Northern Ireland thing) Can someone do the same for the Church of England; I suspect C of E suicide bombers may only get tea and biscuits in heaven, perhaps fruitcake. Would you even want one of those C of E virgins with their rolled up tights and hairy top lips. How would that look for a blow job, you wouldn't know were your pubes ended and the mouth started...hmm...