Throw away your copies of Harry Potter -- one of my minions has discovered a secret manuscript that reveals the TRUTH about Christ and the foundation of the Catholic Church!
It will be published only HERE!! in daily installments, leading to a moving and sexually stimulating finale!!
DaVATICAN CODE & THE HALF-BLOOD CHOIRBOY
For Chapter One, see:
http://davaticancode.blog.co.uk/main/
CHAPTER ONE - The Knowing and the Naked
In which:
* Muffy Al'Wadi screws the Vice President!
* Paddy O’Finnegan of the Israeli Secret Police meets his sticky end!
* Vantessa's loins eroginate with lubrication!
* A dismembered head rolls erratically down the north face of the Great Pyramid!
* The world ends.
Most sincerely,
J.K. Ratzinger 
MarkJT
When are you doing the midnight reading from Highgate Cemetery?