To further the glories of the Catholic Church, we need some volunteers for VERY special missions:
* GENEROUS salary and conditions
* LONG-TERM contract!!
* GREAT benefits
* WONDERFUL Pension Plan
* Private Medical Insurance (except if injured)
* FREE explosives
* FREE Travel Pass to all public transport
* (Provide your own backpack)
The Catholic Church is an Equal Opportunity Discriminator. We reserve the right not to accept women, homos, tinted people etc ....... on second thoughts ... for the post of Suicide Bomber, we encourage applications from the above "special" members of society.
For Chapter Two of
DaVatican Code and the Half-Blood Suicide Bomber.
See: http://davaticancode.blog.co.uk/main/
CHAPTER TWO – The Naked and the Knowing
In which:
* Madame Madonna fondles the Bishop!
* The Prince paws the Queen!
* Vice President von Bulow catches crabs!
Love & slurps,
Dan RatzBrownzinger
