Soon, it may be illegal (!!) to process Uranium in your own home and build an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile in your garage! Let alone launch it against the Godless Communists - or, even better, Protestants.
So, My Holiness is proud to present an easy-to-use manual on 'How to Assemble an Atom Bomb in 378 Easy Steps.'
If you can put together an Ikea Coffee Table you can do this! (OK, that rules out anyone who went to Catholic School.)
Here is Part 1. Just collect the entire set and be the first person in your street to Rule the World!!
For Chapter Three of
DaVatican Code and the Unexploded Suicide Bomber.
See: http://davaticancode.blog.co.uk/main/
CHAPTER THREE – The Eczema and the Ecstasy
In which:
* Madame Madonna finds unusual uses for chess pieces!
* The Prince licks a Guatemalan!
* Vice President von Bulow gets his dick cut off!
FOR PREVIOUS CHAPTERS: http://davaticancode.blog.co.uk/main/
WOW!! -- I don't know about you, loyal heterosexist Catholic readers -- but I found that episode not only truly disgusting, filthy and degrading, but also arousing in a highly sexual way and my genitals are tingling in hithertoo unsuspected ways.
The Glory Hole in the St. Peter's Confession Box will be seeing some action tonight!! (Cute, virgin boys ONLY 8-10pm.)
Tune in tomorrow when:
* Vantessa searches her soul and vagina for clues!
* A chimp puts out!
* Gun violence pays dividends yet again!
* Those darned Jews cause more trouble!
Love,
Ratzy W. Bush 
