HOW TO EXPLODE
@ 26/07/05 - 21:40:21It really is TOO awful that the young people of today have lost the art of making decent home-made explosives.
Here is a recipe for nitroglycerine I learnt in the Hitler Youth and is guaranteed to make a huge impact!
1. Purchase a 2 litre bottle of Diet Coke (not Pepsi!)
2. Purchase two 75ml bottles of Glycerine from the Baking section in Tescos (not Sainsbury's)
3. Purchase 500ml of Concentrated Nitric Acid from a Glass Etching supplier from the Yellow Pages.
4. Retire to an isolated room and drink the Diet Coke.
5. Pour Glycerine and Conc. Nitric Acid into the empty bottle.
6. Shake vigorously!!
And now, after your exertions, while you rest quietly in your hospital beds - or, more likely, in 2,000 pieces splashed over the walls - immerse yourself in the latest temestuous tale from The DaVatican Code and the Unexploded Suicide Bomber.
You will find Chapter Four - Long Ago, In a Forest Far, Far Away … A Flashback! at the highly secret site:
DaVatican Code.
See: http://davaticancode.blog.co.uk/main/
CHAPTER FOUR - Long Ago, In a Forest Far, Far Away … A Flashback!
In which:
* Identical twins, a brunette girl and a blod boy, frolic naked in the woods!
* The Prince shoots their mother!
* A kindly chip gets out her nipples!
FOR PREVIOUS CHAPTERS: http://davaticancode.blog.co.uk/main/
Have fun with your banging dear friends,
Yours in the exothermic reaction of Christ.
RaztyBoomBoom
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Excellent work. I can see that you paid close attention during your student days at bomb making class. Try it at cocktail parties... goes down a blast!
Roulette Killer
Very cool Blog you have here, keep it up.
Thanks,
B
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